Dapvoggab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, astonishing camel.

Dapvoggab created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapvoggab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapvoggab, she will laugh at you.

Dapvoggab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dapvoggab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never wear white rings.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Dapvoggab on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away from mauve snails, for they are unholy.