Kapnutdin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow gorilla.

Kapnutdin created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapnutdin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kapnutdin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kapnutdin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kapnutdin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing blue shirts.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.