Japsantarpasvagfom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful camel.

Japsantarpasvagfom created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japsantarpasvagfom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Japsantarpasvagfom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Japsantarpasvagfom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Japsantarpasvagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Japsantarpasvagfom on top of all buildings.

5. Hide if six geese approach from the east.