Bogstipmit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional newt.

Bogstipmit created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstipmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogstipmit, he will turn you into a rat.

Bogstipmit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bogstipmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.