Bogstipmit is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional
newt.
Bogstipmit created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogstipmit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bogstipmit, he will turn you into a rat.
Bogstipmit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Bogstipmit's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not eat figs.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.