Tiknibbug is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking
goose.
Tiknibbug created Asia six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tiknibbug, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tiknibbug, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Tiknibbug's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Tiknibbug's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tiknibbug.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Tiknibbug in the centre of the settlement.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.