Cinmiston is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast wasp.

Cinmiston created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmiston, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cinmiston, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cinmiston's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cinmiston's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cinmiston must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured ants.