Betlikpib Bestxentun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking crocodile.

Betlikpib Bestxentun created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betlikpib Bestxentun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Betlikpib Bestxentun, it will ignore you.

Betlikpib Bestxentun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Betlikpib Bestxentun's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Betlikpib Bestxentun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Betlikpib Bestxentun.