Teenmetbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome wyrm.

Teenmetbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Teenmetbiss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Teenmetbiss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Teenmetbiss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Teenmetbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six bats approach from the west.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.