Teenmetbiss is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, tiresome
wyrm.
Teenmetbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Teenmetbiss, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Teenmetbiss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Teenmetbiss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Teenmetbiss' Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six bats approach from the west.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Doves are not to be trusted.