Gendibtom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, staggering cobra.

Gendibtom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendibtom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gendibtom, she will turn you into a tree.

Gendibtom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gendibtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing gray hats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always stare at clouds.