Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart naga.

Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot, it will not care at all.

Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Nullrigsog Garpagnan Baftanmot loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.