Cissdavkaprag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured dove.

Cissdavkaprag created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdavkaprag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cissdavkaprag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cissdavkaprag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cissdavkaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing black ear rings and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.