Cebcemrendoss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless crab.

Cebcemrendoss created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Cebcemrendoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cebcemrendoss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cebcemrendoss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cebcemrendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dolphins approach from the east.

2. Cebcemrendoss loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never go into red rooms.