Rullyimflis is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless bee.

Rullyimflis created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyimflis, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullyimflis, he will make you grow a tail.

Rullyimflis' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rullyimflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing green kilts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your arms.