Popbidyim is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet
weasel.
Popbidyim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Popbidyim, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Popbidyim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Popbidyim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Popbidyim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Popbidyim nine times a day.
2. Always help sick geese.
3. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.