Popbidyim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet weasel.

Popbidyim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbidyim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popbidyim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Popbidyim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Popbidyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Popbidyim nine times a day.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.