Dotfedarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong lobster.

Dotfedarn created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotfedarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotfedarn, it will send you a sign.

Dotfedarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dotfedarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.