Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous octopus.

Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon, she will turn you into a goat.

Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Do not take Xucgomort Hadsugparkzenlakbon's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.