Gebartbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident lizard.

Gebartbaf created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebartbaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gebartbaf, she will laugh at you.

Gebartbaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gebartbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gebartbaf on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.