Floweetif is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, happy
coyote.
Floweetif created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Floweetif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Floweetif, it will send minions to preach to you.
Floweetif's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Floweetif's Holy Commandments1. Always help foxes in need.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Always help sick snails.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.