Floweetif is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy coyote.

Floweetif created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Floweetif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Floweetif, it will send minions to preach to you.

Floweetif's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Floweetif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.