Haksathit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing rat.

Haksathit created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Haksathit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Haksathit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Haksathit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Haksathit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.