Dapdapraw is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy crane.

Dapdapraw created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Dapdapraw, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dapdapraw, she will turn you into a dog.

Dapdapraw's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dapdapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed apples to cats while wearing shorts.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about archaea.