Zudyimwad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet snake.

Zudyimwad created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zudyimwad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zudyimwad, he will come to you in dreams.

Zudyimwad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zudyimwad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always help sick goats.