Mabfliscapzak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing wolf.

Mabfliscapzak created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfliscapzak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabfliscapzak, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mabfliscapzak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mabfliscapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Mabfliscapzak loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Mabfliscapzak loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.