Futlogmif is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever wyrm.

Futlogmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futlogmif, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Futlogmif, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Futlogmif's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Futlogmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.