Zagdabfen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable hippopotamus.

Zagdabfen created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zagdabfen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zagdabfen, she will turn you into a frog.

Zagdabfen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zagdabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagdabfen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.