Arngovzub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent goat.

Arngovzub created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arngovzub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arngovzub, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arngovzub's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Arngovzub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not take Arngovzub's name in vain.