Zattadsad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust owl.

Zattadsad created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zattadsad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zattadsad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zattadsad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zattadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your hands blue.