Hontamran is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair unicorn.

Hontamran created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hontamran, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hontamran, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hontamran's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hontamran's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Hontamran on top of important buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hontamran.