Godfunbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful otter.

Godfunbarn created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfunbarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godfunbarn, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Godfunbarn's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Godfunbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godfunbarn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.