Mutwikban is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic gorilla.

Mutwikban created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutwikban, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutwikban, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mutwikban's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mutwikban's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from black doves for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never mention hamsters.