Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy dog.

Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Sogstipbemtapwonfobdoss on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.