Sat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing hippopotamus.

Sat created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Sat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Hide from brown capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sat.
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