Bosscadfit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent snake.

Bosscadfit created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Bosscadfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bosscadfit, it will strike you with lightening.

Bosscadfit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bosscadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bosscadfit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Run away from turquoise sheep, for they are unholy.