Nadnelpas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid pigeon.

Nadnelpas created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadnelpas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadnelpas, it will turn you into a slug.

Nadnelpas' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nadnelpas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to porpoises while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never run near sharks.