Litjabgat is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, grumpy
dragonfly.
Litjabgat created Africa six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Litjabgat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Litjabgat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Litjabgat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Litjabgat's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never feed rice to aardvarks while wearing rings.
4. Do not take Litjabgat's name in vain.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.