Kemfunhit is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, self-confident
bird.
Kemfunhit created an electron four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemfunhit, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Kemfunhit, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Kemfunhit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Kemfunhit's Holy Commandments1. Never wear stockings.
2. Always wear black.
3. Do not shave your feet.
4. Never talk about eukaryotes.
5. Fast once a month.