Kemfunhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident bird.

Kemfunhit created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemfunhit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kemfunhit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kemfunhit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kemfunhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Fast once a month.