Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent donkey.

Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed, it will laugh at you.

Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing red trousers and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about dark matter near otters while wearing mauve dresses.

5. You must pray to Fasarnnull Mitxuckzed eight times a day.