Hivbomnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, irritating monkey.

Hivbomnib created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbomnib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hivbomnib, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hivbomnib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hivbomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.