Nilbidveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm zebra.

Nilbidveg created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbidveg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nilbidveg, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nilbidveg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nilbidveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must pray to Nilbidveg five times a day.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.