Farnflabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet ferret.

Farnflabtarg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnflabtarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnflabtarg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farnflabtarg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Farnflabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.