Natbunmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous wren.

Natbunmip created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Natbunmip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natbunmip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Natbunmip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Natbunmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never wear pink skirts.