Komfagfon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful frog.

Komfagfon created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfagfon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komfagfon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Komfagfon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Komfagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.