Hotfidhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid wyvern.

Hotfidhiv created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotfidhiv, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hotfidhiv, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hotfidhiv's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hotfidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hotfidhiv.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your arms black.