Nelrigved is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective newt.

Nelrigved created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelrigved, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nelrigved, she will send you a sign.

Nelrigved's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nelrigved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Nelrigved must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.