Rulbimrow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome giraffe.

Rulbimrow created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulbimrow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rulbimrow, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulbimrow's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rulbimrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Rulbimrow in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rulbimrow on top of all buildings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulbimrow.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear stockings.