Cebfadvil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing penguin.

Cebfadvil created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfadvil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cebfadvil, she will turn you into a frog.

Cebfadvil's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cebfadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan rings.

2. Retreat if seven swans approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.