Cemstigtangansaftargliktar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable otter.

Cemstigtangansaftargliktar created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Cemstigtangansaftargliktar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemstigtangansaftargliktar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cemstigtangansaftargliktar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cemstigtangansaftargliktar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Cemstigtangansaftargliktar.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not make images of living things.