Tafquattab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish crab.

Tafquattab created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafquattab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tafquattab, she will think nothing of it.

Tafquattab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tafquattab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. You must love Tafquattab.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tafquattab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Tafquattab on top of important buildings.