Dumveensom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent wolf.

Dumveensom created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumveensom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dumveensom, he will strike you with lightening.

Dumveensom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dumveensom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Dumveensom five times a day.