Danrillarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow yak.

Danrillarg created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danrillarg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Danrillarg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Danrillarg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Danrillarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.