Jintadstig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage monkey.

Jintadstig created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintadstig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jintadstig, he will turn you into a goat.

Jintadstig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jintadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help rats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.